Novenas and other prayers are something my mom taught me, her mom taught her, her mom taught her, and so on and so forth. I’m proud to be the one my friends trust to not only recommend the most powerful novenas and prayers, but to also pray with them and share my inspiring personal testimonies.
Novenas have worked for me since before I was even born.
Before I was born, my mommy prayed the Divine Mercy and St. Joseph novenas for me. I’ve prayed them for my son, too. When she was a baby herself and taking too long to start walking, in the 1950s when polio was a justifiable fear, her grandmother would take her to the St. Anne shrine on Ursulines Avenue, to “make the steps” and put holy water on her legs. She started walking soon after, and kinda never stopped haha. One of her best friends, my Auntee Mel, who is also someone I go to for prayer advice, used to say, “You know Betty Jo walks all around the city like Jesus.'”

Believing in even the most powerful novenas is hard when you’re stubborn.
Oddly enough, I vividly remember the first time I listened to my mom and asked St. Anthony to help me find something. I was in 4th grade, upstairs coloring with my new Crayola Gem Tone crayons. My favorite, malachite, somehow went missing. Of course as a perfectionist-only-child-and-grandchild-gifted-student, I’m dying because well now the crayons are ruined because they are no longer a full set. For years my mommy had been telling me to ask St. Anthony to help me find lost items, but I thought that was silly because hellooooo I lost it, I’ll find it, who is he and why is he in it?
But I was desperate. So I prayed aloud, “St. Anthony, St. Anthony please come down. Something’s been lost and can’t be found.” And almost instantly, my mind became clear and I knew where it was! I ran downstairs to tell my mom, and of course she was glad but also a bit smug haha. “Chile St. Anthony and I so close, I call him ‘Tony,'” she would joke with her friends over the phone, helping them find their lost things.

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College and adulthood are when I really started to believe in the powerful prayers and novenas, even sharing them with others.
More about St. Anthony
My family died at the beginning of my senior year of high school, so long story short the money I had was the money I had. I couldn’t phone or write home or anything, so if I lost money it was a huge issue. On my side of my little dorm room, in, essentially, a jumbo trailer, I couldn’t find my $5 bill. And I kept my room perfect, so I was shocked I’d even lost it. A few minutes into turning my side of the room upside down, I asked St. Anthony to help. Almost immediately, I knew to look in my sock drawer.

Introducing, St. Joseph
In that same dorm room, a few months later, I casually did a St. Joseph novena to ask if I should keep wasting time with this guy. I swear on the 9th day, I heard a voice say “NO” as I awakened. But did I listen? As St. Joseph said, “NO.” Dealing with that clown was one of my biggest mistakes in life, and I realized after about a year or so that, yep, I shoulda listened. Yuck.
Oddly enough, the St. Joseph novena says, “It has never been known to fail, so be sure you really want what you ask.” Whoopsy daisy! Let me also add that I’ve always been a fan of St. Joseph, because when I was in kindergarten, my friend Wardell Washington’s big sister Courtney taught me a way to know who your own special saint is. I think she learned this in CCD, at Epiphany. I don’t recall the exact steps, but I do remember that when I sat at the dining room table to do it, I heard something say, “St. Joseph,” and we been rocking ever since. St. Joseph, I think, is also the one who literally told me, “New Orleans East newspaper.”
St. Thérèse of Lisieux, the “Little Flower”

When I was little, I had a children’s book of saints. It was from the St. Jude Shrine gift shop, a place my mommy and I would visit often. In it, was St. Thérèse of Lisieux, who I thought was really pretty. My Maw Maw had her prayer card under her nightstand glass, too. When I was in college, pretty soon after my family died, another one of my mom’s best friends, my Auntie Linda, was telling me about the time her daughter did the novena and on the last day, a random man gave her a dozen roses.
Since then, I’ve prayed her novena so many times and every time it works somehow. What I love about it, is that she gives you “proof” it’s working, in the form of roses. Maybe you’ll smell them, see them, find one in the street, open a book to a passage about someone named “Rose.” Will you always get exactly what you pray for? Of course not. But, you’ll see the roses along the way and you’ll know she’s listening and helping you somehow.

Here are my favorite powerful novenas and never-fail prayers, in alphabetical order.
| PRAYER | HOW TO PRAY | TESTIMONIES | SIGNS |
| St. Anne | Novena, they say it can help you find a husband lol. But I pray it because my middle name is Anne and because my Auntee Mel reminds me that St. Anne is “Jesus’ Maw Maw.” | I really can’t remember, but I know things turned out well. | Can’t recall. |
| St. Anthony | In the moment! Say, “St. Anthony, St. Anthony please come down. Something’s been lost and can’t be found.” Then describe it to him and tell him why you need it. | Too many to count! | Your mind gets clear and you know exactly where to go. It just pops up in your mind. |
| Childlike Confidence | This one is QUICK! You can do it in one day, on the hour for 9 (I do 10) hours, on the hour. | People will come into your life! Every hour! Or you’ll learn some new fact, whatever it is to help you along. Details of my most recent testimony with this novena, here. | I call it the “eff it” novena, becasue it makes you go “eff it,” Imma do whatever this is, IDK if it’s scary, feels weird, whatever. |
| Divine Mercy URGENT: Start this Good Friday (today!) at 3 p.m., if you can. | Important novena! Especially for the dying, for the longtime sinners. You can do it quickly, if you need. You definitely need some rosary beads to help you though. | Was praying this and the whole saga of me moving from my childhood home started. | Can’t recall |
| St. Francis de Sales | Writer’s block! | Since 2013 when I learned about him, while working at Gambit and trying to fight writer’s block. | |
| St. Joseph | Anything! They say it always works, and I can’t stay they are wrong. | I’ve heard him talk, which I know sounds crazy. Not saying he’s having a whole conversation, but you may hear him clearly say a few words. | |
| St. Jude | Desperate causes novena! | This got me started with leaving my childhood home and ultimately ending up so happy! Other than that, I can’t remember an exact testimony here. Probably because when I’m doing a novena like this, for “impossible causes,” I’m too stressed to remember any details. Also, the St. Jude Shrine in New Orleans (Our Lady of Guadalupe Church) is a place where miracles happen! | |
| St. Martha | Loves women, she kept me together for quite some time. Especially when men are vexing you bad bad. | Certain people were vexing me bad bad and my friend Sam suggested St. Martha. Amazing! | |
| Mary Undoer of Knots | Novena for many longstanding problems. | I prayed for the Blessed Mother to undo the knots of poverty, depression and unemployment. At once, all three at once. When I was done, I had the idea for The New Orleans East Sunshine Weekly | Dreams! My Maw Maw visited me in a dream when I was doing this one. |
| St. Monica | She don’t play! She will get the scum out of your life! | You have to actually let her remove the scum. It can be abrupt lmao. | There was no time for signs, she was so quick! |
| Mother Theresa “Flying Novena” | Quick miracle! Pray it 10 times, in a row. It will work almost immediately. | When I needed peace while my house was being broken down all around me, this helped random issues crop up so I could have some peace. | Again, it’s quick. But basically if you do this one, be ready for your prayers to be answered right then. |
| Shoulder Wound of Jesus | This was my mom’s favorite prayer, since it acknowledges one of Jesus’ worst wounds, one that is often overlooked. | ||
| St. Therese of Lisieux “Little Flower” | Nice if you need signs along the way that your prayers are working. | ROSES! You’ll see them, smell them, read the word “rose,” etc. You’ll see these throughout the novena, but especially at the end. Even after! |








